Nothing much. Just going to work. What's up with you? 

All of the quantum algorithms and crypto strategies aren’t going to matter in the slightest if computer science researchers still can’t solve Updog.

I work in a furniture adjacent industry, I’ve got some bad news for you. These exist:

Ah, this old song and dance.

I cannot remember this level very well. Wasn’t this a pretty sad scenario? Mother died or Mario had to reunite the monster baby penguin with its mother?

Oh, fuck it. Make the kids noodles and butter, no damned ranch-flavoring. They’re good and kids like them.

Warning Shark

After only two posts I know for an absolute certainty that you are a complete douche.

Back in time to when they were finishing up the Empire State Building? Great, now on top of everything they have to deal with the Daleks,

I did notice that the voice over announcer following the episode said that AoS will return soon, and while everyone assumes next May, nothing is on record.

You better use a condom though, they have viruses.

Julia Louis*-Dreyfus 2024: “What the hell is wrong with this country?”

EVERYTHING is a flash in the pan compared to a movie that was essentially the only blockbuster playing for five years, with inflation-adjusted receipts boosted by a depressed US dollar.

I read the headline and my first thought was that I’ll be seeing conspiracy theories about Planed Parenthood turning fetuses into bandaids within the week. 

Could be worse. It could be Ed Gein skin tight shirts.

In almost every state, selling non-transplantable human body parts is legal as long as they are not fetuses.

So... not “micro” beads at all, not the same material, not going down the drain, just foam in a different shape than all the other foam shoe soles that are being manufactured nonstop around the world already. Are we just reaching for a connection because they use the word “beads” because this is feeling like a really…

This movie looks so. Bad. The cgi monstrosity Will Smith is just bad. The story looks beyond generic. The dialogue. The thickly laden badass cliches. Ugh.