Would they be giving out Free Smells, if it didn’t smell clean though? Subway isn’t giving free smells, you pay for those with indigestion later.

Funny, because the Giles as a kid stuff is probably the best stuff in the comics. Funny and emotional and the most its captured the feeling of the original show.

Noel Fielding is a really great host and they found another nice British grandma type to judge. I’ve sincerely been enjoying this season even with the changes!

The “to-do list” cracks me up. Not even the content, just the idea that this goose sat down and penned out how it’s going to fuck up this gardener’s day.

As a software developer focused primarily on UI, I absolutely love it. I think it should be something that Nintendo should go as far as enforcing the consistency. It goes a long way.

• Put on some Barry White and rub them sensuously all over your body

You guys are like the Permian extinction of retail.

That Emmy should be Louie Anderson’s every goddamn year, but I don’t think enough people watch Baskets for him to get a shot at it again. Should just be lucky he won it the first time, I guess.

Best response:

Maybe I’m reading too deeply into the response, but it doesn’t sound like Wario and Waluigi don’t have girlfriends. It just sounds like their girlfriends are... too ugly to burden humanity with their tangible creation...

And he resisted the temptation to sprinkle his apology with “Bruce,” “Shiela,” “G’day,” “barbie,” or “bonza.” Admirable.

Fandoms ruin great things.

Or just stop caring what random people think of you, especially since you likely won’t ever talk to/see them again.

Get out of here with that rationality and let me call my cousin-in-law a fuckboy in peace.

Sorry I’m just here to bang the same communal fuckbots as every other rich person in this world, because that’s what we’re all apparently into.

I can tell you the real reason, but it’s pretty dark.

We’ve got I’ve too!

Gotta go with Option B, Vannah: “a ice cream”

This article gets written every year by the same 3 hack writers. Who gives a shit what someone else wears to work? My CEO testified in front of congress wearing jeans, a t-shirt and a hoodie. He came back to the office that afternoon and decreed the dress code officially dead, and we all cheered and started coming in…