I wish I was in a tax bracket where I could be paying $99.99 per week and not even notice it. “Oh you mean i spent $5200 last year on _____?”

Make no money off me, i got adblock. Fuck youtubers.

He’d make a great Game Stop store manager, you know the guy that has the receding hairline and pony tail? That’ll be him.

You are insanely defensive about inane shit and eventually it will rot you from the inside.

Let the training begin!

I once dated a girl who simply stuck her tongue into my mouth during kissing and just...let it sit there. She thought open mouth kissing consisted of a guy sucking a girl’s tongue like a lollipop. She was one of the sweetest individuals I’ve met, but quite inexperienced. We both learned a lot during that relationship.

They’re not selling their collection, so no, they don’t have to remark to themselves that they’re not of the original label. Were this pertinent to an eBay sale, sure, that’s where this would fall under, but it’s not. This guy collects and renovates his collection, so if he doesn’t want to divulge to the world that his…

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

I’ve beaten The Last of Us and I don’t even remember who Tess is or that she died.

“Latin America, where people tend to associate darker skin with poverty, bad manners, and being less attractive.

He could have brought those cigar cutters on- if he had just kept them in his pockets and stayed in his coffin with the other checked baggage.

im not going to say im old, im not, it’s just that literally none of this shit appeals to me in the least.

the idea of watching someone else play a video game frustrates me.

The issue then becomes why would a retailer carry a game if people can get it cheaper elsewhere?

Disclosure: I have to look up the definition of pansexuality each time I see it to remind myself what it is. You can evaluate my advice/opinion with this fact in mind.

I’m not hitting my head on my desk, I’m just engaging with my work environment.

It never fails to amaze me how many people will click a link they find distasteful just to leave a nasty comment.

The pioneer of the videogame bath scenes is David Cage of Quantiac Dream. He saw potential in having the player character seen taking showers or using the restroom.

or, OR...or..hear me out...she has good hair. and they’re showcasing the artist responsible.

You seem triggered.