Because New York is better than the entire rest of this sorry ass nation. Ideally, we should sell everything east of the Hudson to China and be done with it.

Sit down queen, have you ever been to a ball? That's a long white dress. And you are an idiot.

I concur.

Dear anti journalist: Condomania is not a condom company, as such. It's a chain of condom boutiques, the flagship of which is on arguably the most high profile intersection in Japan, Omotesando & Meiji Dori (think 59th & 5th), steps away from the flagships of Dior, Chanel, Dolce, [insert high fashion brand here]. It's…

AKA Haru AKA Hal. Same human, shitty journalism.

Like Troughman! A Sydney institution since the 70's!

Maybe lay off the cake?

Tl;Dr version.

Speaking of performance art and pulling things out of one's vagina...

*Too many. FTFY.

There's a lot of competition for dick sucking gigs these days.

Good.

See the original ending above.

Polyester thread won't take multi dyes like Rit or Dylon. For the thread to dye, you need two processes, one for the cotton and another much more annoying and complicated process for Poly.

I use acetaminophen in paté.

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Thierry is amazing. This ad was shot in New Mexico, but there's another equally spectacular series that were shot in the Sahara. Pre-photoshop, they got the girls into place, fixed their hair, and then everyone went and had lunch while they waited for the sands to shift again naturally to cover up all the footprints.…