If Neville’s the Wrongbottom I don’t wanna be right.

Question...do you guys think that the people closest to celebrities with stage names call them by their real name? Or like, only if they knew them before they got famous? Like, I’m sure Rihanna’s mom calls her Robyn still, especially in private, but like what about childhood friends? Romantic partners? What does Chris…

I texted my husband a picture of my boobs when he was out of town once. He texted back a long response about the “dangers of the cloud.”

Go Hawks!

He sounds hideous.

And people say romance is dead.

Agree. This just reminds me of the fairly odd parents episode where Timmy and the popular girl are the last people on earth and she keeps demanding him to tell her she’s pretty. “TELL ME IM PRETTY!!!!!!” is what I say in my head when I see her butt pics.

I’m so skeptical. I just spent the last 6 weeks barfing daily. I know some people don’t get morning sickness though, so that part I guess I could believe. HOWEVER, based on my other two pregnancies, once the baby is about halfway cooked there is NO WAY you could mistake the movements for trapped fucking gas. It feels…

I feel like there should be a tumblr page run only by people raised in a small town that had the same abstinent only classes in their former schools and just straight talk about the realities of being a teen growing up that includes sex, drugs and then church the next day.

I think adding sex education to schools is wrong. And not just because of the gross sex part, but because of the "education" word. What's the point? Rather than add more education into schools, I think we should be focused on less. We should all take Oklahoma's lead. Those brave heroes tried to cut AP US history…

I guess this is what happens when you utter a true statement which white men don’t approve of; you end up having to apologize to them for being right. I bet these butthurt little whiners think that they “won”.

Snark aside, this young woman sounds like she’s truly got her shit together. I’m actually really impressed by her, and I think she should be really proud of herself the way she seems to have grown up and is using the skills that she learned through therapy and rehab to improve her life and the lives of others.

I would hate to be forever judged for life decisions I made at age 18.

White people: racism isn’t about us but literally everything else is.

My little sister came home one day sobbing and said “my friend hung himself.” My mom patted her on the shoulder and said, “hanged.”

I want to open a restaurant chain called “Flanders” where all the servers have to wear bushy mustaches and tight ski pants. And they will all be required to know sexy Flanders moves.

On a scale from “old toilet used as a flower planter” to “my dad is also my grandpa”, this is a “found hiding under a kiddie pool on an episode of Cops”.

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK