“I created Meh Whatever to honor my past and allow others to embrace the malaise, mediocrity and tepidness that embodies what is happening in western Pennsylvania today,” says Artless.Dodger, speaking to the ethos behind Meh Whatever.

I’ve had this daydream before: what if we just like got some discarded uteruses, packed them in fun boxes like those pre-packaged chemistry kits your aunt used to get you, and sent them to these politicians. Then it would be THEIR uterus. They could dress it up, or buy it a little uterus car (sold separately), or put…

You don't have a sex horn that summons you to the bedroom? Weird.

Just came to add my voice to the choir... don’t go to a fucking costume ball without making some kind of nod to the fucking theme. I swear I am going to figure out a way to become a Ball Bouncer and kick out everyone not following the theme. I don’t know why I feel so strongly about this, but costume parties are just…

But then we're getting into the whole "This is how you're supposed to mourn," conversation. Grief is a totally unique experience, and while most people wouldn't go that route (googling a eulogy), I could see why someone would want to have a little help in writing something.

OH LIKE MARS IS SO CLEAN AND PURE

I'm sure she cares.

Free popcorn in a tray is our early front runner for best bco submission of 2015.

Ok, so I know Kim Kardashian, as a public figure, may not represent the most ideal aspects of our culture, but I don’t get the constant comments about her. Can you explain your dedicated hatred? I want to understand.

I find something about Anna Wintour to be very creepy and intriguing.

I think shes gonna be in a ton of pain regardless and that sending her something would mean a lot to her.

I just wanted to send you a hug. I didn’t realize it was your partner and yet you are so kind that in all of this you think of her feelings. You are a truly wonderful person. ((((((((dead inside)))))))))

I’m so sorry for your loss. I’d still send a handwritten note to her, or not. Trust your gut on this one and respect your own grieving process.

So genuinely kind of you to think of her. Maybe not a mother’s day card, but maybe a sympathy card? A thinking-of-you card?

Too late to edit but I felt I should clarify that the child she lost was my long term partner, so she’s basically my mother in law and I've sent her Mother's Day cards & gifts for the last several years which is why I'm finding it all the more tricky.

Getting a card acknowledging that it’s a very difficult day might be nice for her. But then again, it all depends on her as an individual. It’s a tough call but the one thing I wouldn’t do is send an actual mother’s day card. A handwritten note with some flowers? That I would do.

I think if you two are close, it’s totally okay to get her something. Maybe not like something that says HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!! But, something that just says you care for her and are thinking of her and wishing her well probably would lift her spirits.

I don’t really know, but it would be nice for her to know that you are thinking of her.

Cat. They give 0 fucks and sleep 16 hours a day.

to be quite frank, if I’m going by the actions of their followers, Satan seems like a way cooler guy than Jesus.