January Jones

I saw a preview with Amber yelling at Farrah about her not being a good mom because she did porn. I wanted to be like, you assualted your husband, verbally abused him constantly in front of your daughter, were constantly screaming in general, and then tried to kill yourself, which would've left your daughter…

"Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Bill Cosby?"

Emotions are for losers.

Um I think you meant first hottest member and also best singer and smolderer.

Same.

Is there any way I can feel guilty about this, as a white person?

My husband is pretty anti-tattoo when it comes to himself, but I got a tattoo in commemoration of our wedding. 'Love is a parallax' is the title of a Sylvia Plath poem which I used in part of my vows: "love knows not of death nor calculus above the simple sum of heart plus heart." I love the notion that love alters…

I think the general thought here is: tattoos represent a particular place in your life. You have to make your peace with having that place on your body, always, good or bad, when you get it. I have a couple of tattoos that were related to horrible events, like deaths or breakups, and though I don't feel that pain…

Got married on Halloween and this is my tribute to my partner and the fantastic day:

I would punch it with my mouth.

I miss True Blood

That final episode though....left me going :/ MORE ERIC PLEASE

No, we knew they were dating because of that whole creepy reading-Lolita-in-the-park thing. Which I could swear you guys covered, but I can't find it.

That magazine was the tits, man. Decent crossword puzzle, better satire than the Onion at times. I miss it.

Hey fellow kids,

Trial and error, man. It's all about getting to know yourself. I love me some Nancie Atwell, but I'm glad there are English teachers out there that "teach books" because that works well for some kids, and some kids need an English teacher like me.