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Living in Washington state I can assure you how annoying all the Sonics "fans" are. Most of them didn't give a shit when they were sold, we don't deserve (or need) another team. Unless it's an NHL team, that we do need.

You won the comments section, as you made this Dead God rise from his grave to give you an upvote. Feel honored, child.

According to one George Carlin, "the pyramids were built by Italian soldiers on leave in Egypt in 1942…" And according to one Steven Wright, they were financed by "a guy named Eddie."