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I'd rather have the Amiga

I've recently listened to the Console Wars audiobook and that's how I remember hearing it

Pretty sure it's the other way around, that they had a deal with Sony first, then tried to publicly humiliate them at E3 by announcing a deal with Phillips (the creator of the CD, guys!!1!) to produce a disc based console

I'm assuming this would be the proper use of tl;dr, "Get a rope" would have fallen under the flat rate, no royalties without a savvy agent at the time

Which still doesn't challenge my question of "Get a rope" guy from at least 25 years ago. "Flo" may have a great package and agent, but had she been a product if so little as a quarter century ago, she wouldn't be paid like she is.

He had that good of an agent? I've always heard that commercials are often a flat pay and rarely result in royalties…

"Son of a whore!"

And there's also the ironically named GOProud…

We juggalos have to much self respect to let that walking turd anywhere near us

Only slightly

"Tonight on Rock Bottom, we go undercover at a sex farm, for sex hookers."

"My mother, God rest her soul, was eaten by zombies, my father was eaten by zombies . . . they're still living at the house and I can't get my Legend of the Overfiend DVDs, which cost me six hundred dollars on Amazon, I'm pissed."

Isn't "conservative humour" one of those oxymoron things you hear about?

Again, I'll defer to Daria, "winner . . . another word for 'loser'."

This is one time I'd actually turn the other way at an animal being abused

In this case I'd refer to the wisdom of Daria, "winner, you know, it's just another word for 'loser'."

I have an exact scale map of the United States, it says "one mile = one mile"

There's an app for that, Google Goggles, you can take a picture or load an image from storage and it'll do a search on the contents of the image. Generally useful for scanning QR and barcodes, it can also recognise people, places and things.

That sounds depressing