There’s no way this will get out of the greys because it offends the liberal narrative of Deadspin.

He’s not the brightest. And by that I mean he’s a hack.

Right? Who knew he knew how to write?!

Your/Deadspin’s theory that NBC is racist is baseless garbage. NBC focuses on marquee events and popular athletes as every fucking Olympics ever. The fact that two of the most dominating are white swimmers is what allowed Deadspin to fill your head with their theory.

Maybe, but he is right. I’m sure it’s hard for you to take though when people pull back the curtain on the tired Deadspin narratives.

Deadspin can’t wait to be outraged. When there’s nothing there, they find a way to squint and use their imagination. Like the theory that NBC was racist because it didn’t give enough coverage to Gailes’ medal ceremony. This site has been overrun by Gawker twats.

So the theory is that NBC is racist? Fucking ridiculous Gawker cunts. You are too much.

Fuck those volunteer cheerleaders and fuck you Nick Martin.

I would be SHOCKED if she was not single.

Amazing! Still wish she was hotter though.

More like Arm-weakian, amiright?!?!

Where is the Deadspin snark?! Come on. No jokes about Saunders eating some Skyline Chili?

Well she couldn’t do better IMO but again that’s fine. It’s not a contest I am interested in. She seems like a nice person—just someone not up to my standards. You can pretend we don’t discriminate, but we all have standards. You included, sir or maam.

If you are saying that not having a penis is a negative thing, then it’s incredibly sexist of you. For the record, you are the one suggesting negative remarks towards women. Not me. That’s taking it to another level, friend.

Not a Trump supporter and fail to see any logical connection. But fine, have fun hunting animals for trophy and abusing dogs and cats.

Im not trying to put her down, but no, I wouldn’t be interested in her. Sorry.

You seem awfully mad. There is no need for yelling. Again, you don’t care what she looks like, and I find a woman’s appearance is at least a factor in being attracted to them. And thats ok. Maybe it’s a bit superficial but fine—I’ll own that.

Look....maybe you find her bangable. I don’t. In this country, we are free to disagree. Then again with all your vitriol and name calling, you don’t seem ttoo open minded.

Look. She’s a great swimmer. The call of the question was if there was anything she couldn’t do? The answer was that she couldn’t give a man a bone bc she isn’t hot. Not the end of the world that she’s not hot. She seems like a good person and is crazy talented. But you can’t be good at everything.

Seriously: Do you find her hot? Does she give you a bone?