I agree that it would help Katie be a better swimmer if she had a penis, but that’s not the point at all. Still don’t think she’s hot.

In all fairness, not sure Deadspin writers confirmed males.

Not give me a boner. She fails at that.

LOL. Did not say I did. LOL. Some Boston fans apparently consider him to be though. LOL. LOL.

He’s supposed to be fucking talking (showing the inside of his mouth).

Shocking! He ddoesn’t seem like the type...

Dang. Laziness and apathy

Obviously it wasn’t going to be a huge dong.