I’ve got a five year old and she and her mates up to about eight or nine all want me to get it. Boys and girls. I may well get it for them but, unless that rumble is fucking astonishing it’ll be kids and non-gamer grandparents only (my eighty odd year old parentsthink it looks cool too).

I know, right? It sounds fucking awesome and super heroic. I wish people would call me that.