“Sand Knight” definitely sounds like a weirdly complimentary racial slur of some sort.

Maybe not as bad as places like Chicago, Florida and Boston. I think the humidity causes as much problems as the temperature.

“Las Vegas Jackrabbits” remains my sincere hope.

Las Vegas Nordiques. Get ahead of it from day one.

Look, if you’re going to incorporate Knight into the name, then there’s only one choice here...

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Nominee: Best Kinja Deals Post EVER

I think I'd die of embarrassment if I participated in Rhythmic Gymnastics.

I swear to God, if the new owners shut this feature down before they get to 69...

Donald Trump has a small penis.

This is a very inspiring story. I feel more adequate having read it.

We’ll have no justice until there’s a plaque for Piggy Poop Balls! (It should be a DHoFer because it’s a pig pooping on its own giant balls)

Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.

True. I've been trying to figure out how to get a longer stick since puberty.

You are a goddamn monster.

I am throwing up everywhere

That is a fucking nightmare.

Burn in Hell, Jack Dickey!!!!!!