Truth be told, I’m a Canucks fan. Next season they’ll be my enemy. Until next year’s preseason heartbreak begins though, GO SHARKS! GO BURNS YOU GLORIOUS WOOKIE GO!

The goalie’s related to Brad Marchand. Fuck him, and his cousin.

I think Burns would be less intimidating if he wore a wookie mask full time.

I think Kessel’s best shot of the night was when he beat the Tampa defense in the second, waited for backup, somehow raced to a shooting lane like a man who doesn’t eat a dozen Timbits for breakfast, and beat Vasilevskiy high glove side only to hit the post. I wish I had Phil Kessel’s athletic prowess.

Don’t forget everything will change for the better and the worst. Seriously though breathable clothing goes a long way.

Seriously what was up with Shea Weber falling down like a mite with dull skates? Dude hung Rinne out to dry.

Flawed matchup or not, the Caps were on fire in the 2nd and 3rd period last night. I’m still kinda shocked the series didn’t go to a game 7.

It’s really simple. Deus Ex Machina.

James Neal was playing by a man possessed last night. I’d like to submit this series as the best one of the playoffs. Sorry Caps/Pens.

I know in my heart of hearts they got screwed because some godawful deity thought it’d be hilarious to let the game go to triple overtime. I love the playoffs.

I hope the Stars had a 6AM bag skate this morning. They need it.

I know Caps fans won’t be happy with this suspension but it does seem like the DoPS made a just ruling.

So in NHL parlance, they just won the President’s Trophy, and don’t get the privilege of enduring close to three months of torture for the opportunity to hoist the Stanley Cup...

True story, I tell my wife Brent Burns is her spirit animal. Since she’s Canadian it makes sense.

Bravo!

Wishing they had audio of Boudreau’s passionate speech he gave after the second period. He came out for the third looking sweaty, red faced and unable to compose a complete sentence.

I became a Blues fan last night solely because they eliminated the Blackhawks.

This summer of Kaner is gonna be off the charts.

42.1 Charging - A minor or major penalty shall be imposed on a player who skates or jumps into, or charges an opponent in any manner.

I was sort of shocked last night Rick Nash didn’t get called for his leaping check in the third.