That’s a twist on a famous quote.

If you’re free of any racist thoughts or actions then Kim Jong Il never deficated either.

You might think because he is a professional athlete he would be a fair and ethical person.

I’ll always miss PES and the wii-mote. Perfect point & draw implementation .

They kept quoting this stat like anyone but Pats fans give a fuck

For a dumbass challenge. 8 yard pickup . . .

Air Horn orchestra all day kids! (or at least every Wednesday)

How about letting me erase app data instead of forcing me to delete/reinstall the app. Instagram was using like 700mb on my wife’s iPhone, just from normal browsing. After the reinstall that number dropped to near zero, but I’m astonished that was the only solution to free up space.

Thank Grayson, Tina, & the air horn orchestra!

Nice breakdown. You’re an idiot.

Came to post exactly this. Can't believe deadspin missed it -GET OUT OF THE GREYS!

UFC on the Dreamcast was also KILLER!

Love how the Russian/Eastern European teams had a bunch of dudes with cro-magnon foreheads

And that way, starting from behind, you’ll get a shit-ton of lightning bolts and blue shells to catch up!

How does this help when I’m not allowed to pick my own appraiser?

If I recall, even that function is blocked!

Ditto, but for all exercise

I’m hate-watching. Rooting for individual players to succeed while the team fails marvelously (and predictably)

“she clearly assumes a black man views women as fuck objects and simply ignores women he doesn’t want to fuck”

Just stopped by to offer shitty, unsolicited writing tips, eh?