But you know , with stars

RIM SHOT!

The Fisher-led Rams are second to none in creating shell-shocked QBs. Exhibit A: Sam Bradford

+1 relevant analogy (seriously - awesome!)

“Luckily he’s taking blimp rides and bonding with guys who will get cut.”

Supersim through that shit, chief!

Came here to say this, you already did the work!

Yeah, that's the joke. . .

Wondering this myself

How could you possibly infer this with the information at hand? It is ONE explanation, but far from the only or most likely one...

Soooooo... Fuck the Eastern half of the US?

Not to mention that B1G1F really means “50% off” virtually everywhere. Even when they don’t explicitly advertise it, the discount applies whether you buy one or two (ESPECIALLY at grocery stores).

Me. Who prefers driving to the store over having someone drop it on your porch for free?

So... A club foot then

Just here to tell you how fucking awesome that username is . . .

You're a fool

At least this one didn't have quotes. You're not nearly as smart as you think you are...

He took one for the team. PS - this is the diatribe. Giving a sentence by sentence retort is tedious and not particularly effective. And it’s fucking exhausting to read.

Finaid.org has some pretty powerful calculators. A bit outdated but you can display tables that track payments, interest, principle etc by the month.

Why do I feel like these long diatribes against others stem from your own personal experiences ? WHO HURT YOU ? !