I know I sound like a Bayer/GSK shill, but Levitra / Vardenafil tosses you a fresh bone in 30-minute intervals for a superb 12 hours, as long as you keep using them.

Go to a doctor, get a legitimate prescription and don't needlessly lock onto Viagra (although it's now off-patent and generic sildenafil should be cheap)

I stopped in 2013 and only get the craving when I'm totally shitfaced (solution: drink just that little bit more to get to the passing-out stage) and just want to let you know what mountain of respect I have for a body that has the craving even when sober but has been resisting for ten years. Yay you!

"…retreat at Blitzkrieg speed."

But why is it that you feel that these feelings of "true love" are a key to making her happy? Do you feel your own dissatisfaction with the state of affairs is reflecting outwards and you resent each other's role in all of this?

To the Rt. Hon. Nudeador Viking, Viscount Vesper, heir to Minoc etc. etc.

I'll let you know that many of my gay friends - and enemies - read The Economist,that I myself have been a subscriber since rampancy, and that this has had no effect on my enjoyment of buggery, or lack thereof, whichever the case may be.

After what feels like ten years of lurking, relishing in the antics etc. of the Commentariat, I dredged up my Disqus account just for this.