Fuck the separate ingredients, what kind of douchebag drives 45 minutes for fucking Chipotle?

I’m not big on guns, but damn if I don’t feel like I should carry one so if I witness something like this shit I can take care of it with extreme prejudice.

The UFC was founded on the idea of “which martial artist would win in a fight?” This fight flips that to “which fighter would win in a boxing match?”

Annnnd now he’s my favorite player of all time.

What makes all this discussion moot is the fact that KD is taking less money to be on the better team. Say there is no cap and other teams get more space to make him a bigger offer.... what changes? Except that the Warriors could have paid him more to play for the ring he wanted, not a goddamn thing. And let’s not…

Counter-counterpoint: OKC’s supporting players have always held Russ and KD back, they were the ones propping the team up. So Russ is still able to drag them to the playoffs without KD. I say the same is true if the roles are reversed, only the former doesn’t mesh nearly as well with a new team as the latter.

Cleveland does everything short of trading Lebron and Kyrie to get Antetokounmpo and Porzingis, anything less is futility.

They did go out of their way to shit on competitors across the board though (Echo, Sonos, Samsung, Anroid, HP, etc.). Usually they just settle for one dig.

Hey. It’s comedy. Lighten up.

Seems like they were more interested in refreshing the app store than improving performance.

+10000 staaaaaarrrrrrssssss

Playing grueling basketball is a tricky proposition though, gotta be tough enough to stymie the Warriors but not so though that Kevin Love breaks something (on himself, obviously).

I feel like no cap is a one way ticket to the richest teams loading up on the best players and widening the salary chasm between the bench and starters.

+1 star on the endless walk of “fame”

Possibly. But in this situation you consider how many rich people would be violently mad at him if he deported Kanter (including his arch nemesis Cuban), probably not.

Worst. Announcer. Ever.

While many debated the still-unidentified man’s actions, most people agreed that there is no excuse for a man hitting a woman.

+1 streaking Warriors

tl;dr - Not being able to build superteams is why the playoffs suck?

Smoothies ftw