She’s lucky she only got hit in the face, ol’ girl threatens to shoot me and I’m going to assume she has a gun on her person and make sure she doesn’t get up.

My gravestone will read:

And then she apologizes to the staff for the disturbance afterward? 😱 Ice in her veins, no doubt.

One good kick can shut that mouth for good, though.

This needs moar stars

Asians have pretty racist tendencies too, but they’re usually smart enough not to vote for an obviously incompetent moron.

Fucking white people

I fail to see how multiple automatic responses to things like driver profile and weather are “basic”. Unless I’m failing to recognize that most $100k cars have these features and I’m just not rich enough to take them for granted.

I agree with everything you said except wanting to return it.

Maybe the first time, but when they clinch up in fear during every subsequent trip, it becomes...

Vandalism.

Is there a tipping point where things explode and go off the rails? Are we near it?

HBO has a long history of championing intelligent storytelling and we will approach this project with the same level of thoughtfulness that has always defined our programming.

The irony being Republicans want to give businesses the right to discriminate based on their beliefs, so.... sorry kids, my beliefs prevent me from seeing white supremacists as humans, please GTFO.

It’s weird how people start clapping before they show signs of life. Like if he were brain dead and hadn’t shown signs of life, they just applauded his demise.

Everyone knows the path to full culinary euphoria is mixing shredded cheese into the patties. You get 100% even cheese coverage and more room for toppings.

Model Y will be the end of his acronym shenanigans. Better to move to a convention that will play along while opening more possibilities.

I was deathly afraid reading this I was about to discover I was either a woke misogynist or a whimpster without realizing it. I’m happy to report I was just icked out by both descriptions and flabbergasted by the minutiae of women have to deal with.

She’s physically ugly, but that’s certainly not the worst thing about her.

Self-identified Feminist males are mostly either self-hating males, males who are just pretending to be feminist to get laid, or males suffering from Stockholm syndrome.