*BOOMSHATAKLAKA

I keep trying to figure out what that secondary mid-air explosion is after he hits the culvert and before he hits the ground. Tire popping? Air bags? A sign that used to be hanging there?

I think he wanted her to clarify but she mistook his genuine confusion as bit.

You know shit’s fucked when the police are asking you to stop sullying their good name.

“Look I’m just trying to do my job.”

Bad reviews are for the old models, but point taken. If they’ve done a meh job before we should be skeptical until proven otherwise.

Bad reviews are for the old models, but point taken. If they’ve done a meh job before we should be skeptical until…

I think you misunderstand what “laws of nature” means. Pick up that 7th grade science textbook sometime.

To this day I’ve still never heard this simpering addlepate’s voice, and I don’t intend to.

Maher’s probably been reaching out, but no one wants to hear from his milky attention whore ass.

Obviously.

Because you don’t write checks with an alligator mouth that your puppy dog ass can’t cash.

Your mom’s grossly uncovered.

That’s because Drumpf knows all about genital weakness.

Musk is fixing his car for free. ‘natch.

Murder the whites.
Hang the blacks.
Trample the mexicans.
Burn the asians.

Hot take: those two girls are badass ballers and the team would get embarrassed without them, so they’re just looking out for themselves.

He meant Harden’s arms.

He didn’t seem too salty about it though.

+1 it puts the motion on the (pig)skin

In his absence, Westbrook ups his game and scores a triple-double.