Satire level: Colbert

They didn’t, the injured balls had to speak up for themselves.

I find myself a little more at ease that my macbook won’t be constantly listening to me so I don’t have to put black tape over the microphone. #conspiracyhat

Realistically, I doubt any of these people knew or cared who she was. And that alone is why it never happened. And that’s why they’re making up all these technicalities.

If kids are going to be raised on it, they’ve gotta sell it in pints. Can’t stuff gallons in your hoodie pocket to distribute/trade under the table in the middle school lunchroom.

Is.... is Darwin the many-faced god?

Ditto. There are tons of media shills who’ve worked their way in with the UFC by being good little boys and girls, Helwani has done so simply by being a good journalist.

He didn’t change anything tonight either, he just learned that he was responsible for a certain phenomenon and followed through.

2/1: His own dogs, as warged by Rickon Stark

Why does the Asian guy have to be the real scientist? #positivestereotypes

In other words, if you don’t read the handy review snippets RT provides that highlight the movie’s - er - highlights and its flaws, then you can’t appropriately adjust your expectations.

Watch the clip, she didn’t ask him anything, she just threw it out there and tried to play it off. It was awkward.

So he’s still GOAT? Yeah. Yeah we knew that one already.

Barnes and Ezeli will be traded for a big name I think. They’ll do everything they can to hold onto Speights, and Clark to a lesser extent.

Wrong.

The Hand’s magic was downplayed, they’re already doing the same for Iron Fist by attributing his kung fu skill to Buddhist techniques.

Wow, “president HRC”? Really?

I’ll vote for either, but I despise Hilary’s campaign staff. Bernie Bros are standard pain in the ass internet trolls, her people get paid handsomely to be petty.

Well you sure went out of your way to make sure that didn’t happen.

So many companies still don’t understand what that authenticity can do for you because it doesn’t clearly translate to better sales/reviews/etc., so they see a tweet like this and ask how much time employee X spent on it and see it as a waste of resources that could have been used making a sale or something.