I do not use iOS

Or you can move to Canada like that other dude recommended.

Aren’t we supposed to be exposed to germs in some fashion or another? This is why the human race is full of weak little sissy folk who wander around with hand sanitizers, baby wipes and sprays and that bullshit. It’s really fucking pathetic. So what that you shared a blanket with a stranger... big fucking deal. Tired…

Can we just drop tipping and make restaurant owners pay their employees a living wage? Build it into the price of the menu items. When people no longer show up because their Olive Garden meal costs too much then we can adjust or eat at home. Tipping that is expected is a ridiculous model.

“Download this app that can do this one specific thing that could be done in a browser tab.”

For fucks sake, stop using past examples of shitty behavior (by either party) as a justification for what’s shitty now. It doesn’t make it right, and it’s why we are in the current political death spiral we find ourselves.

Shut up Marcus. I am hungover and we have a cheeto as the President elect. I will stay my ass in bed as long as I like.

Problem is that he didn’t include the most important frequencies... 200Hz? 1kHz? 3.5kHz? These are the ones that get police to the door. Seriously, 17kHz? Most people who would actually call the cops for noise ordinance violations can’t even HEAR that frequency.

I’ve heard you can take an egg ring, put the egg inside (naturally) then pour a little water inside the pan and put a lid on.

Bacon is even tastier fresh

That’s good, but needs a second module, underneath the plane, for cargo.

Christmas Alone, agenda:

This reminds me of toilets in Japan. Love the design so much!

Idiot, that’s how the boogeyman gets you.

Tidal is great, you just need high quality headphones like Beats to truly appreciate it.

“That fucking back line!”

Unfortunately he’s paid to win races. Not to cart around giant balls.

I am sure she cringes at your judgement...because it’s just totally possible to make $300 a month go much further than she has and be much healthier...

So this is the thread where we post our bad jokes? I'll get it rolling. . .