Can’t really tell if you are just being sarcastic or trolling...

That’s for the clarification. :)

For a month?!?

The next thing you’ll hear is that Bacon is bad for you...

Not eating out for 1 month will be easily compensated by boozing out for 1 month. Sounds like a great idea to me!! Thanks.

Everyone iz inviitet. !! Burp!

(Whatever the result from the equation above) squared

This exactly feels like Monday morning.

Science forgot to include depending on which state you live in. Because California....

Left over bacon fat??

I’ve been playing for years and this problem never even occurred to me.

Streams of Water?!? :O

Baseball... Haha.

... and what if I don’t want a Big Mac?

Go backpacking! The number of backpackers for specific areas is limited to preserve the experience. Though getting a permit may be a bit trickier.

Not just you. My desktop at work and my laptop at home are pretty much empty. The only desktop I set up is for my HTC.

Ain’t noboss got time for that.

One word : Coffee Stout

True :)

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