Where have you been all my life?! I thought I was the only one! It's been... SO lonely...

There’s no need to correct a fact.

Resident Evil 4 isn’t a survival horror game.

Sorry to hear someone has fond memories of something that brought joy to their life? Maybe you should be.

15 years isn’t a long time to remember something. I remember bits I saw on G4, and quote them regularly.

Character IS plot. The two aren't mutually exclusive, and those that try to separate them aren't qualified as storytellers.

Okay... I think I got it.

And yet it’s unfathomably wrong. But that’s because LucasArts misnamed all the sequels and made all the subtitles backwards. The proper title should be Star Wars: Dark Forces IV: Jedi Knight III - Jedi Academy.

The original DS and its sequel had legit combos. Punch-punch-stomp into stasis- kinesis-impalement. Those games felt incredibly fluid and responsive. In the remake, a lot of your inputs are locked until your current animation is done playing, leading to a lot of situations where you coulda sworn you pressed the…

That had to be a troll comment. Nobody's ever been THAT wrong. Even on the internet.

That is exactly what I said. I mean, not word-for-word, but pretty much the same thing.

How did you not experience in 8 years what I was subjected to several times a week? Including being called a gaijin. Everything you just said is either wrong, misinformed, or you need to get rid of those rose-colored glasses.

Every single time I play a game.

Maybe you’d be interested in Wo Long, the game Team Ninja’s releasing before this. It’s more fantasy, but... it’s China.

I can hear that gif.

Ah shit, here meow again.

I thought the header image was a shot from the new Monkey Island.

This is just me...and I don’t care what you think for a second...but beady, non-emotive dot eyes are the ugliest possible stylistic choice.

You vastly overestimate the intelligence of your average ‘gamer.’ You wouldn’t believe how many of these games were spawned because someone was playing Destiny and thought, “You know what’d be sick? This, but like...(insert generic setting here).”

The game you’re looking for is MGS3.