I have only this to add.

No, he spent a couple hours with a 100+ hour JRPG.

nah

Imagine having been the one to make it, a day later.

Fuck this is a good question.

What was each candidates’ favorite day of Kristen?

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

I am so profoundly disappointed in Obama’s cowardly response to this outrage. He could halt construction while the Army Corp of Engineers completes its study on rerouting the pipeline. But that would put the government on the side of citizens over oil, and that’s a dangerous precedent, apparently! Total CHICKEN-SHIT.…

I think they did read their history books since it says “part 2"

Any time I see things like this I think to myself, “how did no one think this was wrong?” How many people saw that before it went on the bus, and everyone thought “yeah this is fine.”

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

Soooo difficult to use. It’s works fine if you know exactly what you’re looking for, but for actually discovering anything it is borderline unusable.

903-IMA-DRNK

Oh sure, Dishonest Media, you can find 500 people in the web thing but you can’t find 30,000 plus missing emails, now can you Dishonest Media?!?! SAD.

What’s wrong with the Jets? I can tell you this: the 96% of NFL fans who cheer for other teams don’t give a fuck. It’s a boring team with a shit roster. Unless a team is train-wreck bad (Lions a few years back, Jaguars moving to London, Browns fucking up, etc) an article about an irrelevant team is...irrelevant. How…

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

As a Jets fan, I’ve suffered a great many indignities, from the Buttfumble, to Tebowmania, to Brett Favre’s penis.

You’re joking, right?

I hope they loot your cul-de-sac

As a country, we deserve Trump and that’s the sad truth :(