They care about crab cakes so much more... and guns.

Have you met my friend Schenectady?

Savvy... but never bet on Mr. T.

Doesn’t matter... Get Up will be covering LeBron’s sock choice and Durant’s tweets. My wife casually noted the other day, “Does ESPN ever shut the fuck up about the NBA? Even in August?” Pretty sure that their talent only watches the events they carry because they have been conditioned not to push ratings to the…

Never sure why KC BBQ gets so much play... it’s OK and all, but it’s not better than Carolina or Texas.  But I guess if it’s all you got...

So, do defenders in the Big 12 deliberately avoid tackling because of CTE fears, or is it part of the plan?

Urban’s response to Courtney Smith: F*** you for putting me in this position. Take it on the chin and crawl back under a rock.

Woof...

No way man- the handicrapper is open game. They cannot expect the 99.9% of other humans to all share the one or two other stalls, while the sacred rail prop remains vacant in case Mason Verger gets wheeled in. Sometimes shit can’t wait, and I am not waiting around to see what surprises are left for me behind door #2.…

Everyone is whipped from watching the Nats choke this weekend

Immersing talent in Europe will pay dividends for the US in the next 8 years. Guys train and play because they have value to the club, not because mommy and daddy can buy them a spot on a “select” team. US Soccer his blown for so long because of: a) corruption, but also b) so much is “pay-to-play” with the NCAA as the…

Rizzo is fucked. His whole cowboy routine was going over well when he got the first pick in the draft every year and the “I’m sick of watching him pitch” guys that he would cut were of the likes of Daniel Cabrera and Garrett Mock. When it is playoff-caliber guys like Kintzler and Kelley, you’d better have more in…

Avenue Q said it best... everyone is racist.

Nobody sees an Ice coming in 2018... it’s like fish in a barrel. Now if you excuse me, I have to return some videotapes.

Probably gave Dennis Miller his first hardon in 10 years.

Holy hell, is he like, super drunk?  His face looks saturated with booze sweat.

It is the worst thing ever... well almost. I mean, Baltimore did have Hannibal Lecter.

This never would have happened if Buster Posey was still catching...

The comp had nothing to do with color, attributes, or skills, but how they were prepared in college. All took several seasons of reps in pass-first offenses. All rarely ran in college by design. Leftwich went many spots higher that Rodgers.

Risk involved taking any of the top 4... I’d be higher on Mayfield if he’d have landed a lower expectation pick outside Cleveland. Hue Jackson was supposed to be this west coast offense savant, and after two years, they abandon that and bring in Todd Haley, who has only run E-P. Granted, E-P is way easier for young…