Wow... number one Google suggestion was “Elizabeth Holmes voice”. That’s one way to deflect the attention from the copious fraud. Most people would just release a sex tape.

That is a lot of conspiracy theories.

Lame... backflip to splits is in.

Don’t get me started on this shit... my company just banned knives and scissors, and you need to be licensed to use a box cutter to open mail. The players don’t want OSHA-level safety and compliance. The NFL has the money to get reasonable and (lol) common sense SOP in place.

Or Mo Bamba

Gabe Kapler Squirrel Revival:

Caps were impacted by the slow ice, possibly travel hangover from smoking two straight. Sweeps are hard, but every smart betting man in America went heavy on TB last night when the heat and storms rolled into DC. The “sky is falling” home crowd + humidity + desperate TB = $$$.

Yeah, I get that Korver’s footwork there is poor, but he was going to have little chance there anyways without help. Once he realized he was on the island, he did his best to draw the turnover, and even forced the miss!

Yep, I remember working downtown and stepping out for 2 dogs and 20oz for $4, pissed that half the price was the drink.

Wow. $500M isn’t cheap, and know sum can make that demon go away, but to think the entire NFL barely coughed up twice that for decades of brain damage to 1000s of players.... MSU must have been scared to death to let this go further. Now let’s see if they actually pay.

So his transfer fee is going to be 3x the entire payroll roster? Yet we harp on the Angels overpaying for Pujols.

Definitely the pooper who throws rules out the window. 3 stall configs are always the worst because the far wall is always the handi-crapper, and the first one is the most exposed. Plus, if I am doing a #2, may as well be in #2.

Gotta be on John’s side here. There are no signs that say “Don’t take the Tabasco” and the flavored brands (ie green) are only good for about 4 servings, so if I am taking out, I throw the one with the least sauce in the bag. I mean, I just paid $2-3 for a cup of flavored fizzy water that costs them 10 cents to…

Just look at what has happened to the Nats going from Dusty Baker to Dave Martinez. Dusty was always considered over his head and Martinez the next young “genius.”

This is the correct situational awareness from Bellinger; 3rd base coach is only going to wave him through to third if there if the ball is mishandled. Unsure what Roberts thinks he is proving by benching a player for knowing that the difference between second and third at that juncture was almost completely…

LOL, like, half the US Government still uses them.

Not a surprise. Disappointing, but since the Olympics, this had seemed like foregone conclusion. Surprised, however, that they blatantly singled out middle distance. It is almost like they wanted it to be known that they were singling out a certain group of runners.

Thenaziswereontosomething... with the kiss!

That escalated quickly

Not possible... most teams’ pitchers’ arms are falling off by September. 162 games is already ridiculous. Adding more games will just have the best teams stashing players on the DL for half the summer so they are fresh for November.