Am I the only one that wants a show where the all the empire Troopers just hang out and talk? On the job, off the job and doing whatever it is they do while bemoaning or enjoying their job.

He’s probably been the most active community guy around here since Cal.  He’s an all-around awesome dude.

Expected two things when I clicked on this:

1. For the article to be way longer than it needs to be.
2. For the article to make it feel like one of the richest and most successful teams in the world with many of its greatest players was a genuine underdog.

Not leaving disappointed.

Maybe Belicheck hates Philadelphia so much that he wanted to see it destroyed.

Might I recommend that you keep a tube of this hand sanitizer at your desk?

True story:

Oh cool, where the internet jumps on some random person because they had the audacity to admit their partner needed self-stimulation to orgasm from time to time.

Produce thine sturdy member, post haste!

discovered the pooper to be a man on a run.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Still my all-time favorite Deadspin comment

Hooray, a break from White Sox coverage! And all for a take on my personal favorite team. I think figuring out how to get Ryan Flaherty response to Aroldis Chapman’s 106mph heat would have best characterized a Ballmer fan’s feelings about the upcoming season!

I was struck by a thought yesterday while watching this game: What if this meltdown happened last year? I bet several aspects of the season would be significantly different this year.

In the second letter, I’m amazed at the use of “devastating”. It’s like if a two year old suddenly said, “antidisestablishmentarianism” while you fed her cheerios.