First of all, those are apes.

Loved Control. 

The Jill I know and love embraces massive shoulder pads, actually.

Because it looks daft?

Oh, perfect! I’m already not getting any dates, so why not “pretend” to be bad at it! For fun! Ha ha!

Nor do they appear to suffer from an inability to photosynthesize or drink through that covered skin.

Nevermind that you can develop uniforms for Quiet

Hey I’m the guy that created the Lego Yoda and Lego Battledroids mod, It’d be nice if my video was linked instead

Good review, and it doesn’t surprise me that the female characters take a backseat in this. Kojima’s handling of female characters(save Eve in MGS3, probably his better handled female character in an important role, and that’s a LOW bar to cross)has always bugged me.

Thank you for sticking to sports.

I mean I’m never gonna say Kotaku is perfect, but I’ll gladly take their quirky, offbeat stuff over IGN’s basic af “reporting” that serves as nothing but a hype train for the industry.

When you make a game that is trying to make a statement by having a suicide bombing as your first sequence, you make your reviews into this.

me waiting almost a year to play TLOU part 2? That ain’t happening lol

You must be new around here.

Troll on troll violence is my favorite type of Kinja 

Yo, Warren is popping in the national polls, to say nothing of how well she’s doing in the early primaries:

WTF is “Vircinia” Tech?

Why isn’t it red and black, though?

Very strange to see this game so close to Blacksad. Anyone who digs noir animal-themed games is having a good year.