It’s been replaced by a steel beams exhibit.

Nah, that exhibit’s gone. It was a bit silly to have it up for years after a single Super Bowl win. (It’s MoPOP, formerly EMP Museum).

I think Jason Garrett’s goal is to retire with a perfect .500 career record. Not too bad, not too good.

*the people that can’t fix the notification system that’s been broken for weeks*

*Gase.

Miami Dolphin Jay Cutler: “Ahem...”

You lost me at Michigan

“The biggest comeback since Lazarus!” My personal favorite horse racing call.

I've of the old school belief that red teams should not wear blue. Hoping the yellow comes back when they drop Puma for I believe Adidas. 

That change strip is a travesty. What happened to the yellow shirt, blue trim, blue shorts? Classic and brilliant and won a bunch of trophies.

“When I asked about the fault in our stars, Jim, I meant the book.”

To have power over other people and feel gratified by that power. To participate in a system that is unjust and unfair. To live up to your own self image as a person to be feared rather than someone who is afraid.

Dude, he is only bad at shooting, moving laterally and jumping. 

Except that’s wrong. This is the rule that comes immediately before that one:

No, they’ll just drone on.

When I played basketball in middle school we had a kid on the team who so, so bad. Like painfully terrible. But he was nice and tried hard.

Needless to say, he rarely played.

One game, some bonehead on the team we were playing against made a lay-up into our basket. The refs stopped play for a moment and discussed then…

Points count for the opponent, and opponent’s player closes to basket gets credit for the score. However, if Uyaelunmo was fouled while attempting the shot into the wrong basket, it is not treated as a shooting foul by rule - that would need to be a legal shot attempted at the proper basket.

For the love of God, please let this guy walk away from a job he plainly can’t do and stop him from enduring glaring, nationally televised humiliations.

I’m picturing some modern American being transported back to 1920's NYC or something. They gotta eat boiled meat or some sort of weird sandwich for food, gotta drink fermented cat piss to get drunk, then they have to fight off an escaped zoo tiger that got into their house because it’s the 1920's. Then they gave to…

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills.