He’s got a great future as a musician. Playing, say, tubular bells.

Good to know. Maybe the video can take on new life in a motivational course.

Yeah but Pete Carroll’s a genius, right? If you go to the late Paul Allen’s museum of whatever-it-is-now (formerly rock museum and science fiction museum) there’s a room devoted to the Seahawks with a nonstop video of Carroll spouting all sorts of pseudo intellectual, faux philosophical garbage that somehow passes for…

Some seriously dick moves there.

All of these are perfect. Thank you.

Bill Callahan’s your guy, clearly.

But Cowboys fans are in for another year of aggressively, almost radically conservative coaching “not to lose” after lucking into a series of close wins in a way that screams “regression to the mean next year.”

Watched Red Zone yesterday. Didn’t realize until now this was a Washington home game.

You make a good case.

Least interested route runner since Mark Sanchez,.

That change strip is a travesty. What happened to the yellow shirt, blue trim, blue shorts? Classic and brilliant and won a bunch of trophies.

You should hear how often Australians drag cricket metaphors into everything. “Sad to hear that Smithy recently pulled up stumps. He had a good innings, for sure. I remember when he finally bowled a maiden over - that bachelor party really hit me for six.”

But he wouldn’t have done this for, say, the NFL combine?

Someone had to say it. Thank you.

A co-worker and I did a challenge after week 1 this year, writing down 5 bold (read: absurd) predictions each for the rest of the NFL season based on whatever we saw in that first week. The nearest I got to getting one right was “Matt Patricia will get into a physical altercation with one of his own players on the…

Wait, I thought he was a Generational Talent. Don’t the Sixers have, like, four of five guys who are Generational Talents?

Well that was a bummer of a finish :( Much luck, dude.

That is indeed the most bizarre thing I will see this year, or probably any other.

It was promotional appearances where he met fans in the Wilks Booth. Couldn’t survive that.