Making a lot of assumptions that these new female politicians are going to be any better than the current (or even recent past) male politicians.

Yes that would be supergross and you have to be super mentally unstable to not be able to control that urge in public.

Plus, and maybe I’m missing something here as a woman, but what is the end game, here? Am I wrong to assume that cumming in your pants would be super uncomfortable? Wouldn’t you feel super gross afterward (and not just because you were being a gross creeper)?

“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this one, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.”

It’s OK ladies, he’s not masturbating at you, he’s masturbating near you

You’ll never see these type of lapses from the pros at Wackenhut.

RE: Highest moral standards for Elite Security

...Good at disguising the play-action, has a quick release...

We are aware of the disturbing actions of an Elite security staff member at Sunday’s game. We apologize to any fans who may have witnessed the incident. We promise that you’ll be able to go back to beating the holy shit out of each other in the stands without such distractions.

-gate is for your parents’ scandals. This, obviously, should be known as DickieLeaks.

Lotta good masturbation jokes so far. Hope they keep coming.

I understand all the hysteria, but let’s take it easy on this guy: he is single-handedly responsible for one of the only satisfying climaxes to a Chargers game this season.

Someone’s not impressed

(Read in Gruden voice) Look at the motor on this guy. He gets up in there and starts banging around and BOOM he just unloads. I love the get off on this guy.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

I honestly think you might be going crazy. That THIS is the issue that you’re stamping your feet about like a little toddler....FTA and it’s affiliation with a garbage site like jalopnik....just wow kid.

I think you’re maybe not clear about how Gawker media sites work, how they’re all interwoven with each other. Just…

6'4", 198...FYI.

Live in Arizona actually, in the mountains. It’s awesome. Wisconsin is really great too, but you sound pretty clueless...never left the tire-fire town you grew up in.

So look at you...trying to be a pseudo intellectual in the above posts, only to come with stereotypical ‘Wisconsin likes to drink’ smack.
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$16B per year in USAF black programs buy a LOT of flight hours.

No, as the aircraft can fly its route autonomously once "fenced in" to enemy territory. Additionally, there are low probability of intercept data links, especially when directional in nature. I will get into all this very soon, I just want to ease people into the content first.