Adorable. She deserves some pie.
Oh...

eh, fuck the haters, Kobe made the game at least watchable in that post Jordan era when the NBA wasn't that interesting until the late 2000s when it started to pick up again.

Boy, just when you think ESPN had no reason to talk about Kobe Bryant anymore, this guy makes this video. Thanks, asshole.

This video is relevant to this "tradition".

Listen. Do not bite your goddamn toenails.

*Two to the ribs for taking items out of someones shopping cart to use as your own while in the store.

* Leaving a shopping cart in a parking space.

I'll still watch a Full House re-run when I'm surfing channels. Maybe it's because I now have a fully developed sense of dad humor, but Michelle's and young Stephanie's one-liners crack me up. I also still get a kick out of calling the "Full House Moment" when the pensive music starts playing to cue the family…

Vodka Samm is growing up so fast.

Please don't ever say or write shiznickle again

Saved by the Bell was the shit.

It actually wasn't a foul ball. At least not until after it got Budweiser splashed all over it.

That is the cleanest I've ever seen Pittsburgh.

I think they look clean, crisp, and modern, but they're kind of boring.

Maybe now players will stop dipping. Nasty habit that should be banned from baseball. RIP Tony.

Fortunately, the trooper reported no injuries. Unlike John Daly, whose liver has been ravaged by the drink cart.

Of course a $64,000 dinner tab is fake. Everyone knows Andy Reid doesn't coach the Eagles anymore.

I did this one in my basement for about $1200….192" screen, short throw projector, 12.3 speakers built into the wall w/ additional "B" stereo speakers for extra noise, the receiver only does 10.2, but I figured it would give me room to upgrade.