Basketball dunkin’ Kemp or Oreo dunkin’ Kemp?

wait for the new Supra. Bam! ur welcome.

That involves an actual thought process to have taken place.

He also really loves mustard biscuits.

elderly person hits building/people, sounds like a classic case of misidentifying the gas pedal as the brake pedal.

I think I’m going to make Tonkotsu Ramen Broth tonight.

“Roger Federer went to the Met Ball in a sweet-ass cobra tuxedo”

“It’s not clear if the driver was wearing a seat belt or not” - Uh yeah...its pretty clear he wasn’t.

no one who has 60 lbs. sells it all in 1/8th ounce increments. That would take foreeeeever. Go back to drug school Cheech.

People don’t buy Under Armour shoes period.

forget to mention the part about it being gently stored at the bottom of a lake.

disagree.

6G is where its at!

The first rule of how traffic light timing works is, you don’t talk about how traffic light timing. works.

If you get the mail everyday except on Sunday for 11 years that would put the mailbox 6.555944055944056 miles away.

11 year old car with 45,000 miles. Where do you drive it? Just to get the mail and straight back to the garage?

...aaanndd there’s that.

lets not forget that after driving that new car for 2 years you’ve lost, on average, 31% of its value.