bah domp domp ttssccch

you sound fun.

wait, wait... you played football prior to the contest? Sorry, no prize for you.

same thing

...and make Mexico pay for it.

“It’s probably going to fall apart...” I bet the fact that it was buried for 40 years isn’t helping matters either.

it’s Three Leg Greg, geez

Did you refuse to stand for that?

rock bottom? Did you read the part about “fourth collegiate stop for the 22-year old junior quarterback”.

“an odor of alcoholic beverage emitting from his breathe “most cop thing to ever say...ever.

D.O.D.G.E. = Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere 

This article had me bawling

Fight or flight, I guess this was a rare case of both.

what about his attitude, anyone going to fix that?

this is the internet, unfortunately that’s not how things work.

If you acted this way at the office people would think you are crazy.

How has this not been dubbed Plategate yet? Geez I bet everyone is glad I’m here.

When it cost half that and isn’t made by Dodge let me know, I may be remotely interested at that point.

The kid wasn’t dead, he had a chance to save him and he choose the Lambo instead. Try and keep up.

...and. who won?