eehh, that’s a stretch.

looks like Istomin had to Djok-a-bitch

Yes you failed to mention that. “Relative scale” is not the only factor you are making it out to be.

it’s mind boggling that the data recorded on the black box isn’t transmitted in real time.

right...that’s stuffed with millions of dollars of technology to help you locate it.

House: I always win.

If the driver’s other hand was on the wheel and not busy patting himself on the back this all could have been avoided.

bah dah bap bah da...I’m lovin it.

Lets not use the term “F1-style” when talking about this car human transport device.

yeah Nightman needs to be much much higher. Here hopefully this will make up for some small portion of this unfathomable injustice.

Jersey Shore episode barely cracking the top 10. hhhmmm idk about that.

The plan to mover to LA was hatched long ago.

Cream cheese is total filler in a sushi roll. Its like the Brazilian nut of the sushi world, it clearly doesn’t belong, but for whatever reason people tolerate it. My first act as President would be to ban all Brazilian nuts from anything labeled Deluxe Nuts.

would be nice if you could turn the stop/start off and its stays off, even when you restart the engine.

obviously its not illegal to posses a remote start. The way mine works is that if you put your foot on the brake and try to shift the transmission into gear without hitting the Start button it kills the engine. New cars there is no putting the key in the ignition, the key stays in your pocket or in your purse.

“modern thermal clothing is far from bulky” WOW, you actually said that.

This was on private property though, does that not make a difference?  

I’ve been wondering ever since I bought a new car that has a keyless fob and remote start. Can you get a ticket for remote starting your car? Probably not. What about this scenario: pull up to a gas station, get out, leave engine running, lock doors with key fob. Can you get a ticket for that? If my dog is with me, I…