They should have to provide you with some type of pizza loss settlement. I propose the next #DougCar has a pizza clause written into the warranty. Oh, the travesty!

He missed it der dontya know.

destination & handling fee of $995— such BS, you want me to buy your product bring it to me. I would refuse to pay this.

Did you get rid of the Range Rover? Please tell me you did.

Jack Sock...I have one of those under my bed.

looks like he said: “Excuse me fine sir, while respecting your opinion I have to regretfully disagree with the lack of a penalty on the previous play. Good day to you.”

We reached out to Nissan to ask why this decision was made....

..and don’t forget she gets to rock that awesome throwback Wagoneer.

Boo-yah!

needs a frozen wrap to match.

Text Messaging Sin that needs to be added to the list: Turning on read receipt.

GMC = Grumpy Man’s Chevy

nope

I love how this article is titled “How to Duck Social Obligations with Class” and then pretty much all the suggestions are to lie.

Thank you Professor. My point is that Doug acts like he’s making money on this deal. He’s not, he’s just spending less money on extra costs associated with owning a giant bad decision on four wheels.

$1,299.67 per year out of your own pocket on that RR being a piece (aka the bad decision of buying a used RR or any RR for that matter). Excluding regular maintenance, tires, oil, wipers, filters, etc.

So the warranty was a good decision, but the car purchase itself was a terrible decision. You are still averaging $1,299.67 a year out of your own pocket. Not good.