So this is what my new hero looks like...huh they never look like you think they will.

Asic Gel nimbus 17

Asic Gel nimbus 17

You know what she meant. Don’t be a D-bag. By the way, she is correctly using it as an adjective and not an adverb.

troll

While in Oregon a certified gas pumper explained to me all the laws about picking mushrooms in Astoria. He was really into it, so it was kind of awkward so I asked him why you aren’t allowed to top off a tank {there was a giant sign on the pump that said DON’T TOP OFF IT’S THE LAW} he replied, mushroom laws I know,…

nope, sure isnt.

right, so If Pizza Hut starts pumping out nigiri are we going to eat that as well?

its called a porch. You should check one out sometime they are pretty cool.

you should have zero business getting pulled pork from either of these two establishments.

I bought a 2013 Pathfinder SL. 4 recalls and probably 15 or so nick nack plastic trim, seal, handles, ect. later I can comfortably say the DONT BUY A FIRST MODEL is alive and kickin’. Buyers of first models are nothing more than beta testers.

rust free = free of rust. As in no rust or the opposite of contains rust or no F’ing rust.

rust-free huh? naw

Porsche Carrera GT. Several top drivers around the world have spun/wrecked this thing.

for $130,000-$143,000 I’m not impressed.

that would be wheelie cool.

This is going to sound crazy, so I provided a link below to back me up. If you show up for a Ryanair flight and haven’t printed out your boarding pass, they charge you $74.00 just to print your boarding pass. {BOOM} yup, that was the sound of your mind exploding!

that will not have positive results. oh ok, I’ll just use the floor then.

Three years ago I vacationed in Costa Rica, when leaving to fly back to the US I had to pay a $29.00 departure tax per person. I guess this isn’t technically an airline fee but it’s by far the most annoying fee I’ve ever paid associated with flying. Come on, I have to pay just to be able to leave.

you next to never see a full sized Krackel bar, just those little ones built for bitches.

you should show this to the guys at CarMax and then tell them “its no longer for sale, sorry.”