Any one else notice he said "that's your opening chip shot, knock the teeth out of it."

Is he wearing Uggs?

Now Belichick is taking the air out of my balls.

I guess I'm being naive but why would a dealership "ever pull the "Oh, we can't find your car/keys" tactic"?

This story is Jacked up.

my friends call me Whiskers

UrinateGate

To get to the other schneid.

MentalStateGate

WaitGate

Kettle chips are all about the crunch factor. Any chip can be any flavor.

we understand, it was out of your hands.

Crudités, easy there college boy. I think you mean Veggie Tray.

Where are the video tapes? We need video tapes!

a bottle of Fireball, are you serious? If so, I suggest printing this article and highlighting the sections you finds most helpful and start studying. For real get to it!

jeans, shirt, shoes, deodorant, finger guns in the mirror, and I'm out the door.

So, this one time at band camp...

Spay Rice

What does this have to do with the pass interference controversy in the Dallas/Detroit game?

Tampa Bay, Tennessee, Jacksonville, and Oakland you can begin panicking because Vince Young 2.0 has declared for the draft.