Being 2.5 hours away is just about perfect. Mom and Dad aren't popping in on you, your far enough from home that you aren't caught up in all the high school B.S. you created over the course of four years, you can drive back to see them whenever you want, it's not an all day event to travel through airports to get home…

Rising college kids want to get out of their hometowns, this is all part of the fun. See ya Mom and Dad I'm outta here.

thats hilarious nice work. The whole office just heard me cackle like an idiot.

He fell and broke his leg (obviously, duh) and due to the excruciating pain he is now going to end his life with the grenade he had in his pocket.

I do not agree with your opinions. I am not about to spend 2 hours watching that video but thanks for the information.

Damn people. Stop buying this shit at these outrageous prices. Zero self control, you think you can make it through a game or two without a beer or a hotdog? No, exactly there's no hope.

INVESTIGATE THE HALF-BEARD. THE HALF-BEARD WAS PERPETRATED BY PEOPLE WITHIN OUR OWN GOVERNMENT.

I did. What is that all about? Must have lost a bet.

pretty sure that dance is called Beast Chode.

He would need to unsign his no contract contract with T-mobile first

Number of fans that won't have access to their seats due to Wes Welkers giant helmet. (Over/Under 2,200)

I wouldn't count on it.

Her - a movie about a dude that falls in love with a computer, you've got to be fucking kidding me. I guarantee I'm going to be an asshole to someone for no reason before this day is over because I just watched a movie trailed about a dude who falls in love with a fucking computer.

Well, when you try him with a sorry ass ticket presentation those are the results you are going to get.

So there is a chance that this game used ball from the Broncos vs Patriots game is fake?

Looks like Kaepernick took the blue pill.

the big rashy ass that holds drinking water

Rick Reilly is a schmuck and yes his website is definitely hurting.

They should put the Constitution on there, oh wait can't do that. Then put the First Amendment on there. See it's cool it says so right there on the helmet.

that dog likes beer and those horses like beer. mmmm beer.