I think that "wanking eagles fan" actually has one of those hand warmers pouches and he's shaking it up to activate it. If you look closer you can see it in his hand.

The Stanford fans were hard to spot due to all the red in the crowd but you know they were there because this video was shot in landscape. Good Job! We salute you Mr. Stanford Sugar Bowl Cougar Brawl Cell Phone Filming Guy.

Yes, Yes! Me too, Fifth Third. Why not First Last or Ninth Eighth or Bi-CenOctagonal Rubic Cube Head Stuff.

anyone have any skid marks left on them?

Ice Up Son

The Panthers sold their playoff tickets out in 3 minutes to an unknown opponent. Indy and Cincy you should be ashamed. The Packers get a pass on this one, a high of Zero, come on man there is nothing at all anyone wants to do outside for 3.5 hours when it's that cold.

I can only see half of what this article is really getting at.

I got my money on Too Fast Too Furious

PATIENT WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO GET A DRINK AND SMASHED HIS DICK ON THE KITCHEN SINK

Dude was doing about 40 in reverse chasing a horse, what a badass... until he pulled that 3 point turn my grandma could put to shame...not so badass.

The dog's name is Petey

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

Shit yeah it does.

yeah really whats that garbage about?

You act like it's 1 of the first 10 times you've scored.

The real question is why did we ever let Kanye get famous? We should be disappointed in ourselves.

Every time Flacco throws a touchdown a kid with diabetes gets his wings.

"You really should try Chibuku" Fuck you too. I have a hangover just from reading the description.