I reject his underlying assumption that he’s relevant enough for anyone to care about this.

Nice to know long ago in a galaxy far away pigeons were still a thing.

Hi, Native America here............

I think the real problem is that some of you, and I’m not pointing fingers here, are not praying hard enough. If we don’t step it up, this GOP-Care is never going to get off the ground.

It’s just not the same unless I’m perpetually pressing forward on the joystick and occasionally pressing a button....

Off-topic, but why was trump’s speech at the U.N. posted under A.V. Club and not The Slot? I thought The Slot was the political blog? The “Rocket Man” speech was of major political interest.

Perfect. I laughed!

“...please (1) not extend the pop-up beyond its 6 week run ending in September, and (2) reach out to us for permission if you plan to do something like this again.”

As someone who used to make a lot of “inspired fan art,” that’s pretty much the most ideal Cease & Desist one could hope for.

I guess there’s just a vas deferens in our levels of humor.

Whenever there’s a mass shooting in the USA (because a loser got dumped or fired), Trump just sits there, staying silent. Another country on the other side of the world is attacked by terrorists? He hops on Twitter and insults the city/country.

Oh, shit. You’re the guy! That guy from every comment section. Can I have your autograph?

You know you’ve been at Kotaku too long when you look at your own article and have absolutely no recollection of writing it.

That’s not how shaders work though. The process generally looks like: bind shader -> issue drawing commands -> repeat until everything is drawn. There’s no bind shader to a specified area. The graphics hardware doesn’t even have a concept of area, that’s all vector-matrix calculus to transform coordinates relative to…

“God’s got this.”

I don’t get this constant need for people to point out that comments are opinions. Unless I specifically shouted some kind of idiocy like “The objective truth is-” then it’s just implicitly an opinion.

whilst i agree with the sentiment... i’ll be underwater long before your mouthbreathing chucklefucks are.... im dutch.. please spare a thought for us innocent bystanders...

One of them to say ‘Crimea river’ then kick someone out of a helicopter/plane/off a cliff.

I will admit that I get annoyed by the ice cream truck jingle too, but I get over it and go on with my life. I know that a lot of people are fine with it, and some are happy to hear it. It is almost as if living in a society occasionally requires us to tolerate things that are not for or about us. Weird, I know.

Yeah, brain cancer often makes people try to make everything about Hillary Clinton.

Thanksgiving is the holiday when Americans celebrate Putin helping out the pilgrims by giving them vodka to get through the winter.