While I’m not saying he is having an affair, until there is undeniable proof that he isn’t, maybe he is having an affair?

Well since you brought it up......people are saying it’s true. I read it on the internet. People are saying it. I think it’s true. I heard he’s a big old bottom and that he has a pee fetish. Just sayin. 

But it is symmetric? Look, the tweet with the centerline drawn in even shows it: the left half has a white outline with a red fill, and the right half is mostly white with a red left-border.

I’ll say!

Because a plumber isn’t a high priority target. Who’s going to rescue a plumber? How much ransom can Bowser expect to collect from Luigi? A princess has an entire kingdom to extort. It’s simple economics really.

God damnit. This guy’s giving us Garrett’s a bad name, and he even spells it right too. Look, if you’re gonna pull this kind of shit, at least spell your name “Garret” or some other inferior alternative spelling.

NO!

When I was in middle school some girl was like “you were an accident and your parents didn’t even want you!” And I was like “HA! Jokes on you - I was basically purchased!”

I’m all for people like this being famous on YouTube, but it’s just irresponsible for them to be allowed to be famous outside of that.

Someone get our (gag) President Elect off of fucking twitter for crying out loud. He is an embarrassment.

Yeah, I can’t believe anyone would ever think otherwise. Obama would have won hands down over pretty much anyone the GOP put up; he certainly would have mopped the floor with that orange idiot.

My auntie posted an inaccuracy-filled video about abortion on FB the other day. I didn’t comment. I just went right over to Planned Parenthood’s website and set up a monthly donation.

Without PP I wouldn’t have had access to birth control or known what to do once I got pregnant. I had just gotten off my parent’s insurance and the job I was working at the time required you to be an employee for six months before you could enroll. They couldn’t have been more kind and patient with a young and scared…

Without Planned Parenthood, I would not have had access to Plan B after a sexual assault in college. I would not have had access to birth control in my 20s. I would almost certainly have a different life than the one I have chosen.

You can say that again.

Since you mentioned your Grand Marquis, the value of my ‘01 increases exponentially when I fill the gas tank and air up the tires.

It’s a pretty well known joke in the Jewish community

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real…

“I got elbowed in the boob and backpacked in the face”

I agree with almost all the tips. But there is one that I disagree truly with it is the one saying to take the tranquilizer gun. Frankly for a first play stealth it is the worst gun that could be taken (even more for first time players of the serie).