Yeah, my plan for later involves getting whatever bad-ass Noble is available and fits my "needs", then adding some ridiculous badge to the rear deck...

Yeah, but then what? I just cringe at somebody walking on the car. Even if they lambo'ed up...where the hell do you go?

I think the grill is Captain Fantastic. It shouldn't be straight.

Did they decide on the fender flare and side mirror dimensions after consulting the transport company?

I'm a contrarian. I'll sport a Cayman R. Protect that motor. Nimble, decent overhangs, and hard for all the other folks to see.

Excellent.

According to Affidavit of Arrest: Alcoholic Audi Owner Allegedly Assailed Auto, Asshole’s Anus Agape, Also Had "Accident."

Drilled for, mined. Extracted from the deep.

Chia Citroen cross-marketing?

Come on in Don...damn bean-counter.

Spalted maple bed liner and seats upholstered in Okapi hide? Paint derived from panda bones?

Thank you awesome narrator!

Arms races always end well, right?

Carlos don't surf.

Blue eyes too...

Let's not confuse this with the facts.

She's wearing that smug look because she knows the next generation will just lack a bit of the class and poise that she had. Nevermind their new-fangled gadgets...

Yeah, that little pouch is definitely part of the magic.

I just read Neiman Marcus in a horrible Mulleted American Accent.

2nd binding is an upgrade option apparently.