Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

So true. You nailed it. So many NFL players have taken out busloads of children, that's a legitimate concern. That's probably why Roger is coming down so hard on Gordon instead of Ray Rice. Let's be real, the NFL has more experience with busloads of children dying at the hands of a WR high on marijuana than they do…

You know how I know you're a huge cunt? You just used "doper" as a pejorative. HI DAD

because so many guys are getting into crazed pot smoking accidents and killing people....O wait that's alcohol...which is perfectly legal in society and the NFL

How does suspending him for 16 games keep him from taking out a school bus?

He smoked a J;
Then took a P;
And somehow A
Had more than B.

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I think the "rule of two" might be true if you arrive at the start of an event: later on the "rule of three" may be more effective as further into the evening pairs of people may be having private business conversations while threesomes/foursomes are less likely to be doing this.

Also, they probably hate each other by this point and are looking for a less awkward way to pawn the other person off on an unsuspecting victim.

That's actually a great tip. Now that I think about it, it's a lot more natural to say, "Oh, I heard you guys talking about X, I know this about X. By the way, my name is..."

Being unemployed is dehumanizing...

Human interactions are dehumanizing?

Perhaps its your insecurity in social situations?

But it is an essential - if not required - part of many industries and many jobs. Or, at least, "required" in the sense that it makes you better than your competition.