so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

The scouting report on him in the minors was “effortless power" and that video shows why. It would be nice if he would start to show it consistently.

No one takes professional baseball more seriously than amateurs.

Baseball- where the unwritten rules are taken more seriously than the actual rules.

Oh shit, I didn’t know he bunted on Beyonce. Changes the whole thing

Baseball: Where it’s totally not cool to do your job to try and beat someone else in the game you’re playing, but it’s absolutely fine to throw a projectile at someone’s face if they watched their home run for too long that one time 10 months ago.

Pedestrians are never in danger of injuring themselves while walking around, 

“We’re not like that” except you were like that in April? 

Seriously. If anyone needs that one year of free college, it’s someone who thinks New Zealand is in Australia. Jesus.

Let’s see, get paid well to play basketball and spend 6 months in Auckland or don’t get paid to play and spend 6 months in Lawrence Kansas ? Seems like a pretty easy decision to me. The idea that this ruined the mornings of Bill Self or Coach K gives me a nice warm feeling inside 

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

If stealing other people’s jokes was bad kinja, I’d never have anything to post on here.

Look, there’s only like four of us White Sox fans that hang out around here.  So could you please stop stealing my jokes before I think them up?

Hawk Harrelson Jr. is going to remember this very differently. 

The joke is that it's the first inning and no one would reasonably care

You can claim that Gase is looking at Manning for this position, but I’ve seen pictures - Gase has got his eye on everyone right now.

Knicks ruined Phil Jackson ruined Phil Jackson’s legacy in just 3 short years

The Bengals data is the exact opposite of what I might have guessed. You’d think the crime rate would drop when the majority of the city’s criminals have taken the field.

This is the kind of thing that warms my cold dead black cynical heart.  

This is why, the older I’ve gotten, the more I try to avoid confrontational situations with strangers. Even when what the other person does couldn’t be more inappropriate and assholish.