The SAT score of 2280 is actually lower if you convert it from Canadian.

The biggest surprise to me is that people actually seem surprised. Didn’t we always assume that the rich paid to get their kids into whatever school they wanted? I know I always assumed that was the case. Maybe we’re just all collectively amazed that they’re actually finally getting in trouble for it, even though…

Hey-yo! +1

He lists all of the major events coming to Los Angeles over the next 10 years, including Super Bowl LVI, the MLB All-Star game, the 2026 World Cup, and the 2028 Summer Olympics.

“What are the Chargers?”

The arrest was made after Jones tried to flee from IGC Agents Clyde, Pinky, Blinky, and Inky.

IGC agents were “called to investigate a patron for possibly cheating at a table game.” ... The statement didn’t specify which game Jones was playing.

Cheating at a casino.  What are the odds?

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

And absolutely not dribble while doing so.

I understand that Harden is upset, but before making comments like these after games he should just take a step back and then take a step back and think.

Whereas a rando homer signing up for a burner account just to make it clear to everyone that he’s completely missed the joke is extremely original and cool.

Let’s just hope this doesn’t get repeated.

I just clearly like writing the word “violation” over and over again. (Fixed)

Boynton has been through this song and dance before. Oklahoma State is just over one year removed from dismissing junior guard Davon Dillard and freshman guard Zack Dawson for repeatedly violating team rule violations

It was a really good joke, one that I applaud with a rhythmic slapping sound.

So... are you new here?

I was going to explain my joke and then I remembered that there’s nothing worse than reading an explanation of a joke.

If only ND’s defense was as effective as the Catholic Church.

Addiction to marijuana?