Rules? You mean amateur golf actually has rules you need to follow? I always assumed the only rule was 1 beer per hole. 

Being a talented entertainer but a shitty person who terrorizes his wife and family is not a complicated legacy.

You know what the NFL should do? And I’m serious here... every time a player is accused of something violent, hire TMZ to truly get to the bottom of it. Not the police, not their internal investigation team, not the player, not the victim.

Can he do an imitation of Trubisky? Daniels Stinks!

+1.21 gigawatts

I guess this means Marty is stuck in 1955 forever. Just like Mike Pence and the rest of Indiana.

Why do their checkers have different shapes and move all wonky around the board?

When did the other three fans come on board?

Murderers aren’t the brightest.

who missed five kicks that could’ve totaled 13 points.

“Shhhhh!! McCarthy is a great coach!! They should give him a huge extension.”

I will always find it hilarious that as long as Aaron Rodgers is good enough to drag the Packers to the playoffs, he’ll be saddled with McCarthy.

Never thought I’d see a city have lil dick disease about Hartford, but here we are.

As long as the Red Sox don’t wear throwback uniforms that he finds uncomfortable, I’m gonna say, yes

I'm tired and in pain and kind of emotional, but that second story of yours made me tear up. Just two people helping each other and being kind. Idk, it's nice to know that stuff is out there. 

Employers kill for guys like you, don't feel guilty, you earned it… 

Take it easy on him, ohms, he just lost his brother.

I wasn’t sure if my comment would be well received, but 6 stars so far has me pretty amped.

+1 Volt