Personally, speaking as a Bears fan, I don’t really know what I’d do with myself if they had a world beating defense AND a good offense. I think I feel most comfortable when the defense is killing people and the offense is a roller coaster. Fucking Stockholm Syndrome

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

I know this is a weird and unpopular concept for the people of this site, but most cops are just commoners who want to help their community. Definitely take a minute to breathe and compose yourself before responding.

Bears gave 2 First round picks, not three. I understand your point on not having first rounds picks working against a team- but consider this. If Mack is in the draft next year, EVERY Team burns that first round pick on him. So the Bears really only gave up 1 First round pick. Its a no brainer.

I heard Baylor underreports its numbers.

Nadal, Federer, and Djokovic should show up in catsuits next year.

Obligatory:

i don’t care that the articles are never positive, it’s just nice to have the White Sox existence acknowledged every once and a while. It’s all we have to hope for.

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

“Vikings fans travel about as well as Buddy Holly.” - line of the series imo.

Fuck Terrell Owens. 

+1 Receding Hairline -1 Ponch.

LeBron’s just like us, wearing the free shirt he got from a work trip.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

Is either house of Congress capable of doing anything *more* than political theater at this point? About anything?

I hadn’t even heard of the Red Sox until just now, so you’re probably right.

Fucking yes dude, gross.

Does the contract also say they can’t rotate the panther?

I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.

That stock photo...