...You should assault him. Because you aren’t a total hypocrite.

yeah, a real hard hitting civil suit with for what is turning out to be a blatant cash grab. Thank you deadspin for keeping us up to date. And Fuck Derrick Rose, just cause.

Why, just cause you want to believe?

And if this was a male rapist would you be asking the same questions?

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Yeah, like this is the place you are going to find people that overly sympathize with white people. With that being said, she can rot in prison.

This chick clearly allowed herself to be used and abused by them and now she’s crying about it and will certainly by pleased with a nice payoff. The writing is on the wall.

I can rent MY home to whoever the hell I want.

I’m not saying that at all. I can’t think of one person I know who doesn’t enjoy watching Bolt dominate. People watch sports for 2 reasons...For a sense of pride and an ability to attach themselves with something bigger and for the pure joy of watching other humans do things we are physically incapable of. In the…

Oh, did you read a study about females hands growing weaker as well?

They must identify as female.

Do they not have their own representation in the Olympics? So I guess they are super stoked for Phelp’s 23 medals too? RIGHT ON GUAM.

But, you’re Canadian. The top half of your head is not connected to the bottom half. So, you lose. I’m not your friend, buddy.

Well, whether you like it or not, most American sports fans are interested in America winning. If a medal ceremony not involving an American was broadcast over an American competing or celebrating his/her own victory, people would lose their shit. NBC’s is aware of this and therefore will not change.

Guess what dick weed? NBC is American, you are most likely watching the broadcast in America. Go to Guam if you want to see how they are doing on TV. Dork.

HOLY GUACAMOLE!!!

I think you may be overthinking this just a bit.

The comment section should be good on this one... What a conundrum for Jezebelians. So which takes precedence? Freedom of religion or women’s rights? When it comes to this religion, somebody is going home a loser.

Jesus Christ, it was a joke. You clearly do not get the impulse behind the comment.

Not that it matters at all but I really hope you have to eat your words.

Guess what you tards? She’s from Alaska. The only reason it was even printed in a Chicago newspaper is because her husband plays for the Bears. Did you notice that every local newspaper across the United States isn’t writing an article or giving a shout out to every random bronze medal winner? If her husband didn’t…